Premature Ejacuspending

When you spend money that you think you won in a bet before the wager is actually over. In some cases could result in you being down more money then when you first made the bet.

" Man I am premature ejacuspending the money that I bet on the superbowl"

-"What if the Steelers dont win"

-"Then i am screwed and shouldnt have ejacuspent that money"

by javy06 February 25, 2011

Premature ejerkulation

A thing in which a person may become a douchebag before his/her time.

Man that guy has an obvious case of premature ejerkulation.

by Espalado Motonegrodamis March 8, 2012

premacheer ejaculation

noun: a loud cheer ejaculated loudly and involuntarily during a sporting event when one thinks his or her team gained some ground, when it really was a play that favored the other team.

Sitting in the Brazil section of the futbol staduim, Jose emitted a premacheer ejaculation thinking his team's goalie had made the save, when the ball had actually rolled in. The other Brazil fans beat him up for his mistake.

by das.sprache.meister March 27, 2015

Premature Ejokeulation

When a film uses its best jokes in the trailer, so there's nothing funny left to watch in the film.

Steve: Did you like The Simpsons Movie?
Matt: Ah, it was alright but the funniest thing was Spider-Pig and they used it in the trailer.
Steve: Yeah, I know what you mean, I hate premature ejokeulation.

by JanuaryOrchard September 14, 2016

Boast ejaculate

When someone can't stop talking about how awesome they are and all the awesome things that they have done

I felt like I needed to clean my face after listening to that woman boast ejaculate all over everyone for an hour.

by MarianneM August 16, 2016

Apollo Ejection Seat

In a forced sexual encounter between two males where one male tries to penetrate the other male but the second male poops out the first male's penis with enough force to make a sound and create a moment of surprise giving the second man a chance to escape.

When they come for you bro, just hunker down make sure there are no snags and hit the Apollo Ejection Seat

by Boodlooder Jeet December 8, 2016

reverse ejaculation garbage

Reverse ejaculation garbage is when a man is ready to ejaculate and exactly at that moment a penis plug is being inserted at his urethra so that the orgasm is ruined feeling like a garbage

She ruined his orgasm by using the technic "reverse ejaculation garbage"

by sokolata December 30, 2016