fungusy dildo

when one is being a grotesque insest freak. like mitchell dresser of bathurst nsw

"wow mitchell your really being a fungusy dildo, having sex with ur mum and all!!"

by hunter666 April 7, 2009

Gettin' dildoed

When someone who is bald passes by and you or a friend sticks a dildo on his head. The bald person then just got dildoed

My bald teacher is gettin' dildoed

by 6EIoT May 22, 2023

dildo juice

The leftover cum on a dildo.

"Nelson wants to suck off the dildo juice."

by Jesusismybestfriend June 25, 2016

dildo

A fucking plastic or rubber dick

Babe can you buy a dildo so i can fuck you to

by handle1789 April 26, 2021

Dildo bike

It's pretty self explanatory....

Jake's dad: jake is riding the god damn Dildo bike down the road again!

Jake's mom: god I really should have shot him while I had the chance...

by Mydickisbiggerthanagoddamnchic May 13, 2020

Dildo sharpener

A device for sharpening dildos

My your dildo sharpener is efficient in it's duty

by Mr. Throatwobbler Mangrove January 16, 2018

Dildo

A toy dick that people stick up their coochie… 😎

Women: that dildo is SO big…. Bigger than my husbands wee wee😩

by Robloxain August 15, 2021