snow capes

To snort cocaine off a strippers nipple

I was at the club doing snow capes all night

by Pressnasty May 21, 2019

Shnoze Carpet

Another way of saying Mustache.

Holy crap that's a fucken mint Shnoze Carpet

by JWazza October 31, 2019

wireless carpet treatment

using wireless signals from the government to steal private information from a person’s electronic devices

The wireless carpet treatment kept 99 percent of people with historical stature and wealth.

by Coop Dupe November 19, 2019

Shit carpet

A carpet upon which one or more individuals shits.

You remember that guy named Johnsy? What a total shit carpet.

by UptownToodeloo February 16, 2020

Covid Carpetbagger

Someone, or some entity, which will come in during the aftermath of Covid restrictions which destroyed economic activity and killed many small businesses, which will buy up those businesses for significant discounts once restrictions are removed and economic activity is allowed again in that sector. Many of these entities will have political connections and will have helped institute these restrictions in the first place.

That corporation was a Covid Carpetbagger for that local restaurant chain, that family lost their entire livelihood.

by The Jamez October 29, 2020

Tylor Carpenter

Is a special guy that has a tiny little penis! So tiny you can't even see it! Is said to be so small it looks like a nipple with hair around it! Tylor Carpenter is more then likely gay and likes other men

Leave your tylor Carpenter in your pants
Aka Nipple penis

by Unknown genius December 11, 2020

katy capewell

the best thing ever to exist and only belongs to something called demi philp

“can i touch the katy capewell”
“no or demi will bite you”

by CarrotP January 17, 2021