A very small chance of success, often expressed as "You've got two chances, mate. Buckley's and none." Alternatively contracted to "You've got Buckley's."
Derived from the life of William Buckley, an English soldier convicted of theft circa 1803 and sentenced to transportation to Port Phillip, (present-day Melbourne, in Australia). Buckley escaped and set off for Sydney. He was adopted by the Walthaurung Aborigines and arrived in Sydney in 1835, 32 years later.
Derived from the life of William Buckley, an English soldier convicted of theft circa 1803 and sentenced to transportation to Port Phillip, (present-day Melbourne, in Australia). Buckley escaped and set off for Sydney. He was adopted by the Walthaurung Aborigines and arrived in Sydney in 1835, 32 years later.
Hey Wozza ya reckon Kyles would go for me?
No fuckin' way, Bluey, she wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
But I got the horn for her!
Put ya old feller away, dingbat. You've got Buckley's chance.
No fuckin' way, Bluey, she wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
But I got the horn for her!
Put ya old feller away, dingbat. You've got Buckley's chance.
by penny-the-aussie June 9, 2018
Get the Buckley's chance mug.Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.
Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
Get the fifty percent chance I fuck your wife mug.by daddybunkins March 10, 2022
Get the top ten onii chans of all time mug.Chantal
An insanely beautiful girl that you can barely look at but cant get your eyes off of, has a killer body with a strong personality to follow. Dont mess with this girl or anyone close to her because you will know her name. Beautiful blue eyes, adorable dimples, cutest smile youll ever see, if you have her, you are definitely the luckiest girl around. She makes you fall in love with her everyday, everytime she laughs, everytime she smiles, and when she looks at you with her shiny eyes it feels like youve been shot and thrown in heaven. Loyal, trustworthy, alluring, ADORABLE, sweet, radiant, wonderful, mysterious, hilarious, loving girl. You never want to lose her and would do anything to keep her right by your side. You just wanna squeeze her to death, constantly want to kiss her, just want to fall asleep next to her but get crazy in bed with her at the same time. If youre with a Chantal like I am, never let her go.
An insanely beautiful girl that you can barely look at but cant get your eyes off of, has a killer body with a strong personality to follow. Dont mess with this girl or anyone close to her because you will know her name. Beautiful blue eyes, adorable dimples, cutest smile youll ever see, if you have her, you are definitely the luckiest girl around. She makes you fall in love with her everyday, everytime she laughs, everytime she smiles, and when she looks at you with her shiny eyes it feels like youve been shot and thrown in heaven. Loyal, trustworthy, alluring, ADORABLE, sweet, radiant, wonderful, mysterious, hilarious, loving girl. You never want to lose her and would do anything to keep her right by your side. You just wanna squeeze her to death, constantly want to kiss her, just want to fall asleep next to her but get crazy in bed with her at the same time. If youre with a Chantal like I am, never let her go.
by monyqqaa October 21, 2014
Get the Chantal mug.by Cant be traced September 15, 2009
Get the Channer mug.by zoidberg November 2, 2013
Get the Mike Chang mug.Literally the sanskrit word for sandalwood. The essence although is not as simple and can be understood by the context in which Lotus is referred to by the spiritual Gurus. Irrespective of the number of poisonous snakes that always dwell on Chandan, its nature continues to stay divine, unaffected by its company and thus revered by the Gods to such an extent that they put it on the forehead instead of the feet.The lotus too at the most is either in the feet or the seat of the Gods or is held by the Goddesses in their hands. The simple minded Gods too were not capable to understand the original nature of chandan leave alone the simple minded humans untill the Supreme lord 'Shiv' (who has a reputation of not caring about a lot of other things that other Gods would not turn down)came forth and gave chandan the honour of His Forehead.
There are no examples of chandan.
by chandsa February 6, 2010
Get the chandan mug.