chocolate burger 

One of the loveliest tasty things in the whole world, as proved by scientists.
Originally invented for people who are too lazy/poor to buy both chocolate and a burger, and so the two are combined together. The chocolate burger has been proven to save people considerable minutes of time, so that they can spend them more effectively by watching TV, preparing another chocolate burger or just doing f**k all.

"Ack! I'm so hungry, but in 5 minutes I have to go prevent the world from imploding! I know, I'll have a chocolate burger, so I can eat more in less time - woohoo!"

chocolate burger by ChocolateBurgerGeneral August 31, 2007

turn-burglaring

when the oppertunity for you to turn in your vehicle is foiled by another motorist or pedestrian getting in your way, thus thwarting your movement.

you are at a right turn only light and mean to turn right. just before light turns red another car coming towards you turns left, thus turn-burglaring you, removing the possibility for you to turn during light.

turn-burglaring by raychelle October 29, 2007

Murphy Burger 

A sexual act where upon a fresh pile of turd is laid on the chest of another while hovering from above (Cleveland Steamer). This act is immediately followed by the ass cheeks which produced the turb being lowered upon the turd squashing it into a patty like shape. This can be performed slowly or violently.

I thought he was just going to give me a Cleveland Steamer when all of a sudden out of the blue he dropped ass and turned it into a Murphy Burger.

Murphy Burger by Pirate Tom January 8, 2009

Chunch Burger 

A womens vagina.

Dude, Hannah totally let me have her chunch burger last night!!

Chunch Burger by !^#w$% May 7, 2009

Yam Ship Burger 

A special burger served with yam

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Yam Ship Burger, you should try it!"

Yam Ship Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Citizen Kale Burger

A burger served with kale

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Citizen Kale Burger, you should try it!"

Citizen Kale Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Creminis and Misdemeanies Burger 

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with cremini mushrooms

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Creminis and Misdemeanies Burger, you should try it!"

Creminis and Misdemeanies Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018