bearded clam

a wild and hairy vagina

Kayla has vowed to have a bearded clam until she gets laid again.

by feathersofanarrow February 25, 2011

Bear Macing

See bear
After making love to your bear, you quickly spray them in the face, targeting the eyes, with your semen, giving you time to escape.

"Before I came, I started bear macing my partner and shot out the door while he was stunned"

by Karekanolover October 12, 2018

polar bear

a BEAR... its an animal.. im surprised after all those definitions noone mentiioned that

omg he got eaten by a polar bear in canada

by alex14 July 5, 2006

Glove Beard

When you place your hands together, your middle fingers go under your nose like a moustache, your index finders go up to your ears as if sideburns. Your thumbs then tuck under your jaw line, your little and ring finger then hang under your chin.
As if creating a beard persona.

''Whats with that guys beard?''
''It's called a Glove Beard !''
''Glove beard?''
''When you use your hand to create a beard''
''Gosh Golly? making you look instantly older?''
''Yes, or a rapist''

by Sammy B./. December 6, 2009

pooh bear it

To wear a shirt but no pants or undergarments, particularly when engaging in sexual intercourse.

"I'm self-conscious about my stomach; when I make love, I Pooh Bear it"

by misterpoohbear June 20, 2012

Finals Beard

A beard grown during finals in order to support the non-failing effort of students attending real schools. Finals Beards may give, good luck, increased analytically abilities, better eye-sight, better hearing, ability to slow down time, ability to travel back in time. Finals Beard abilities are only available during finals.

1. Buddy: "Hey Frank, what did you write for the third essay?"
Frank: "What essay?"
Buddy:"The ones we have to turn in with the final."
Frank: "Essays?! I didn't know about any essays! Oh fu-wait!"
Buddy: "What are you doing?"
Frank: "Finals Beard, activate time travel!"
Buddy: "What?!"
Frank: "...."
Buddy: "So is something supposed to happen?"
Frank: "With what?"
Buddy: "Uuuh nevermind, so what are you going to do about the essays?"
Frank: "I got them right here."

by Beardsman October 21, 2012

gucci bear

When you shove as many fingers in your homies ass. While yelling “GUCCI BEAR”.

*Jacob shoves his fingers in Zains ass* “GUCCI BEARRR”

by Depressed Boys June 26, 2019