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beard grinding

when a couple straight dudes start making out; can also be used as a pejorative or emasculating insult, implying that a man or men (especially guys that hang out with each other a lot) are homosexual. sarcasm expressing disappointment in the excessive male population of a space, and lack of feminine company.
You want to do some beard grinding at the sausage party later?
why don't you two stop beard grinding and take your shots?
by the phenomenom December 23, 2008
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beard oil

The cum that gets on tour beard after eating a girl out.
Damn girl, this is some stinky ass beard oil you have.
by Beard Oil November 15, 2016
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Beam Cheese

Is when glue,labels, or other stuck on things are on a beam. Mainly in Home Depot.
Kerri was unhappy with all the beam cheese she was finding.
by ZOMBIEPOWDER November 29, 2016
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beamon

He such a beamon
by Big gang gang May 24, 2018
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Beam me up

When you experience something, that makes you want to leave this planet.
Christian: "commies are winning in South America."
Emil: "Fucking clown world - beam me up."
by Lmaojones July 3, 2021
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Lettuce Beard

Literally: one who has been stuck in a hole or lying underground for an extended period of time to the point where his/her face has become the roots for an above-ground head of lettuce.

Commonly confused with: vegetarian, codswallop, Prince Caspian, homeless, loose leg.

This phrase can also be used as a compliment.
You should try his ganache. So light and perfect...he's quite a lettuce beard!
by Shapely December 7, 2010
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Rapist Beard

Facial hair that is unkept and intimidating.
Typically agressive male rapists have this type of beard since they do not bother with grooming activities as they have more important things to do like lift weights, drink beer, smoke ganja and scope out dark alleys.
Dude what's with the rapist beard?

-Haven't been able to shave sinc i spent my last 10 bucks on new wife beater shirts.
by powerhouse1978 September 24, 2012
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