pasty bastard

Looking like john king especially during the winter time

John is the pastiest bastard i have ever seen in my life.

by sudak sudam January 22, 2005

Biggest Scotish Fat Bastard

A man who sells things he doesnt understand but is still fucking good at it. He's a fat bastard. A scot living and working with dutch men. He visited an AWB rally resently and enjoy tossing off into socks

biggest scotish fat bastard eg Thomas

by JohnHunter007 July 2, 2009

bastard cat

a feline, typically overweight, who, when manipulated to perform human actions or display human physical traits, becomes extremely irritable

Look at that bastard cat with the sweater on, looking like he's playing piano.

by BastardCat December 4, 2009

Wack Bastard

Common insult, usually partaining to a man.

Johnny, you wack bastard, I oughta smack you in the mouth!

by Alan May 9, 2004

bastardization

The corruption that occurs to something when it it gets tainted by something else.

Trump winning the presidency through the electoral college is a bastardization of true democracy.

by dillmon December 5, 2016

Shit Bastard

the best insult ever, can be used at any time, anywhere

'my god, you're such a SHIT BASTARD!'

'YOU SHIT BASTARD!'

'SHIT BASTARD!'

by samthepro September 26, 2007

Lucky Bastard

A school boy who has sexual intercourse with one of he's female teachers from school.

Did you know Johnnie Walker the 8th-Grader fucked he's math teacher?
No. I did not know!
That lucky bastard!

by bucsateflon December 6, 2016