after-baked

The feeling you have after smoking strong weed, where you feel like doing nothing and your brain is useless.

I feel so after-baked today. I need to get me some more weed.

by Coke Munk June 15, 2009

Back to base

Back to base. Abbrevated to b2b.

If you're done doing whatever you were doing (a quest in an RPG, shopping at the grocer, finished work for the day, etc etc) and you're about to head home.

#1
Guy 1: We finally killed all the murlocs we needed to, yay!
Guy 2: b2b

#2
Guy 1: So, did we get everything on the list or do we need more cheese for the nachos?
Guy 2: Nah we're fine, lets head back to base

by Dallester October 9, 2009

desi second base

conversation - preferably by both parties and not dealing with curry or bollywood

Man, Nandita and I discussed quantum physics yesterday. We totally reached desi second base, yaar!

by Dan Babu November 30, 2006

the bases

first base: making out
second base: boob touch
third base: oral sex
home run: puss pounding

Scotty: dude, i got to second base last night
BLake: Really? wuts the bases?
Scotty: i dont know...wut is anal sex?
Sean: i think special butt love is a foul ball

by scon jaguar December 10, 2008

eighth base

Touching knee caps

Brandon: You know why she wears shorts right?
Arthur: No why?
Brandon: It's easier to get to eighth base that way.
Arthur: Her knees do look pretty sexy today.

by CooRiderOfTheNight January 9, 2011

Canadian base system

The Canadian base system is:

- first base: kissing and fondling breasts

- second base: hand job, fingering or oral sex

- third base: sex, and

- home base (or fourth base): sex with a hockey puck used as a dildo and maple syrup used as lubricant.

Katie: All my friends from back home in Northern Ontario go to home base (Canadian base system) by the time they're 15.

David: Is this why hockey and maple syrup are so popular in Canada?

by arigavemetheidea July 29, 2011

77th base

Doing every single Alaskan _____ in one session. These include but are not limited to the Alaskan earthquake, Alaskan chopsticks, Alaskan crabhammer, Alaskan Gold Rush, and the Alaskan Umbrella. An Alaskan Snow Dragon must be the last sexual act performed. Good luck.

Guy 1: Dude I got to 77th base with sarah last night.

Guy 2: Get away from me you sick mother fucker.

by werewaffle March 22, 2010