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Cheese Text

Simular to flirt-texting, but being taken to the level of one or both of the texters physically smiling (or cheesing) while texting.
Girl 1: "Who the fuck are you Cheese Texting?"

Girl 2: "OH. EM. GEE. I totally didn't even realize I was Cheese Texting!!.. It's this super cute guy named Andy I met at the bar last night. He's such a flirt."
by ModifiedW203Guy March 24, 2012
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cheese paradox

since cheese has holes in it, the more cheese, the more holes. holes are not cheese, which means you have less cheese with more cheese. so, the more cheese you have, the less cheese you have.
you'd better tell shrek not to get too much cheese or else the cheese paradox might occur
by yeedinosaur May 27, 2021
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The Cheese Touch

STOPP!! good god man. you almost got the cheese touch

“the what?” the cheese touch, nobody knows when, or how but one day that cheese mysteriously appears on the blacktop. nobody knew who it belonged to, nobody touched it, nobody threw it away and so there it sat growing more foul and powerful by the day!!! then one day, a kid named darren walsh made the biggest mistake of his life!!!! “DARREN TOUCHED THE CHEESE” “what, no i didn’t! i just looked at it! really!” Darren had the cheese touch. it was worse than nuclear cooties.
by user.the.cheese.touch April 2, 2022
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Cheese Toast

A derogatory term referring to East Coast Crips. East Coast Crips are a Los Angeles gang located in the eastern portion of South Central Los Angeles. East Coast Crips have no connection to the East Coast of the United States, they simply call themselves East Coast Crips because the territory they claim lies in the eastern section of South Central Los Angeles. Rival gangs especially Latino gangs, call them Cheese Toast.
"Fuck those Cheese Toast niggas!"
by afr3cb February 17, 2010
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Stiff Cheese

So yoru car won't start, that's just stiff cheese.
by greg saunders January 18, 2004
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Cheese up

1. To crack a huge grin

2. When something makes you so happy that it makes you smile.

3. To make someone else smile

This term originates from the word cheesin, which means having a big smile on your face.
1. I brought something in my bag that's gonna cheese you up!

2. I was so cheesed up when I got accepted to the uni of my dreams

3. Dawg what's wrong with you? You've been frowning all day. Cheese up!
by TheBx41 October 16, 2012
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baseline cheese

a horrible creamy, thick, cheese like substance that forms after a long period of sex around the vagina

after a man and woman have had sex for hours on end, and have had multiply orgasms, a horrible cheese starts to form around both genitalia's this is called 'baseline cheese' and it is very strong in both taste and smell..

if you're looking for something different to put on your pizza i don't suggest baseline cheese
"me and ma gurl went at it for 13 hours last night.. after that we had enough baseline cheese to feed a bus full of hungry orphans"
by Carl November 22, 2004
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