new york metro

The new york metro is a big place.

just remember the three golden rules about travelling:
BE CAREFUL ABOUT PERSONAL BELONINGS
DON'T STARE AT PEOPLE
ALWAYS USE A MAP
hope you have a nice day

guy 1: that woman is staring at me
guy 2: just don't look ba....
crazy woman: OMGROLFZLMAO!!!!!!! WHAT ARE U LOOKING AT MA FACE YOU pervert!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!11
guy 1: lets just get off the train as soon as...
crazy woman: WTF YOU TALKING BOUT MAH FACE????????? YOU WANNA PIECE OF MA FAAAACCCCEEE????????!?!?!?!!?1
guy 2: MMUUOOMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!* GET ME OFF THIS TRAIN!!!!!!
crazy woman: AINT NO MMMUUTTHHHAAA GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!!!!!
guy 1: I love the new york metro but WHERES MY MAP?
guy 2: AND MY iPOD?!

And the moral of the story is stay in school

by eudamme October 23, 2013

New York premium

The extra monetary cost of products and other consumer goods within New York City, but is absent on the same items one, or several states over.

A: "I can't believe how much more expensive gas and cigarettes are here"
B: "That's New York premium for you"

by aaa241 September 16, 2015

New York Walk

Someone who walks really fast to get to where they need to be. Usually someone who is from or lived in New York walks this way since there are tourist everywhere and they are sloooow.

Friend 1: "What time should we start walking to get to school?"
Friend 2: "Well we have that New York walk so we can be there in 5"

by gigi_1016 September 7, 2016

new york sofa

a pile of trash bags on the street one may use as a cushion

a dumpster full of trash used as a temporary resting spot

the open end of a trash pickup truck used as a free ride as one rests their head against a pillow of trash

basically any form of lying comfortably in garbage and not caring because your life is in such a state that you're just happy to have a soft thing to lay in for a while. called a New York sofa because the trash smells about the same as New York City itself, and many people from NYC perform this ritual.

person 1: Dude, why you always sleeping in the trash?

person 2: I hit rock bottom again today. Just hanging out in this New York sofa while I try and figure this shit out.

person 1: scoot over, i've gotta figure some shit out too

by mewnNose October 2, 2016

hunter york

A tall lanky sum bitch. He most likely likes a sports team that's horrible and will always tell you how good they will be this year even though they will never amount to anything

Man this guys beginning to be a hunter York.

by Cookie1999 December 4, 2016

New York Syrup

When You take Aunt Jemima's syrup and put it on your penis and penetrate both sides of your lady. Once you get a sticky and dry penis you jizz on both sides and keep penetrating. Now you let your lady give a taste to see if it's good or not. If it isn't good enough I recommend putting more jizz.

Dude that last night with that crazy! I gave her a good ol' New York Syrup.

by AndrezlelvgÖ December 5, 2016

York Peppermint Patty

When you are doing anal and you creampie a girl, then proceed to lick the cum out of her asshole.

Dude, I'm getting somw ass tonight. Maybe I will york peppermint patty her.

by MYDADDYISTHECEOOFMICROSOFT January 6, 2016