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Internet work-out 

To masturbate to internet porn

To engage in a "digital session"
1. James: Dude, I had a huge internet work-out last night. I found the extended cut of "Smurfs: Uncensored", it was like 40 minutes long!

Kyle: Wow, your arm core must be sore!

2. Josh: Yo mang, check out that sweet-ass blonde at the bar! I'm going to buy her a drink.

Des: Forget about that bitch, I tried that a few weeks ago, shes just a tease. I recommend you just go home and have an internet work-out instead
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You were so bored, you decided to type in the categories, didn't you? Ok. You can do that, if you want.
Guy 1: What are the categories on Urban Dictionary?
Guy 2: I know! They are name music sex drugs work college internet religion sports food.
Guy 1: How did you remember that?
Guy 2: I don't know.
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so much work ahhhhhh 

the thing you say when you are at work and there is so much work ahhhhhh
boss:can you stay over night we are short staff

person that work there: why that so much work ahhhhhh

Nasty Peice of work 

This phrase often refers to someone who is a rude, obnoxious or has done something horrible to a person or many people. This is calling them work which we often do not like doing and calling them nasty at the same time, therefore a nasty peice of something we hate.
"That teenager has beaten up so many people for no good reason, gosh he is a NASTY PEICE OF WORK!"

This phrase is often used in first person, for e.g Is a nasty peice of work, not often Was a nasty peice of work.
Nasty Peice of work by Ryasscrack February 12, 2019

Piece of work 

A terrible person, someone who is rude and only thinks of themselves with out any regard for norms, feelings or consequences
You can say that she is a bitch, I say that she is a piece of work
Piece of work by anonymous February 8, 2021

THAT SHOULD WORK

A PHRASE USAULLY USED WHEN DEALING WITH THE PUBLIC IN THE WORK PLACE OR WITH FRIENDS.IT IS LIKELY USED WHEN YOU EITHER DONT CARE OR HAS NO CLUE AS TO THE PERSON IS TALKING ABOUT BUT A QUICK WAY OUT OF THE CONVERSATION.
CUSTOMER:I HAVE AN OLDER MODEL COMPUTER.IF I BUY THIS CHIP WILL IT WORK? EMPLOYEE:UUMM YEA THAT SHOULD WORK!!!
THAT SHOULD WORK by DIRTY-ROSS April 5, 2009

Putting work in 

Various Definitions:

1) To disrespect, cuss, or par somebody vigorously or relentlessly
2) To engage in illegal activities
Jerome: Your mum is so fat when she was in school she sat next to everybody!

Michael: Parrrrrr! Hes PUTTING WORK IN on you, Jason, alie?

Jason: Yeah he parred it, still.