Loose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he wasn't so tight.

"I went THE WHOLE NINE YARDS with the girl, but she was Loose Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Willy bow

The act of tying your Willy in to a bow. Only a talented elite can perform such an act.

Guy: Look at my Willy Bow!
Girl: That is not a Willy bow. Only a talented elite can perform such an act.
Guy: Hey, shut up!

by Big hungry troll December 9, 2008

willie tello

a guy who says dope too much,crazy, exiting guy to be with

Willie Tello is is great guy to be with

by Girlwhofriendisjasmine March 13, 2017

Chilly Willy

A game played by men where you put your willy on a chilly block of ice and the last man with his dick on the ice is declared victorious

Yo nibba wanna go play some of dat chilly willy my boi Johnson got a real cold one this time

by Generalbutboi69 June 6, 2018

Flibbly Willy

A flaccid penis.

Boy: Let's gave sex.
Girl: But you have a flibbly willy!

by Jelubii October 18, 2011

Nut Willy

When you vigorously scratch your nuts and then stick your finger in someone's ear

Friend: Why you sticking your finger in my ear bro?
Me: I just scratched my nuts. It's a Nut Willy!
Friend: That's naaaaaasty. Fuck off.

by EpicGamerMoment420 September 29, 2018

dick willy

It's like a wet willy, but instead of a finger, it's a penis.

When you fall asleep, I'm gonna give you a dick willy!

by Lombomb September 25, 2017