Well fuck me in the ass with a cactus

(Phrase) Used to express extreme disbelief. Usually used after witnessing something exceedingly stupid, or being tasked with something exceedingly difficult. Sometimes also used to express frustration.

Father: Son, can you take out the trash?
Son: No dad sorry I'm working on my KillStreak.
Father: NOW son!
Son: Well fuck ME in the ASS with a CACTUS!

by TheHungryTubist June 15, 2015

fro the bro the bro with a fro

Fro the bro the bro with a fro who was the bro with a fro but now the punished bro with no fro named fro who had a fro, in conclusion Fro the bro is the bro with a fro, except now fro the bro has no fro and cannot be considered as the bro with a fro named fro because of him having no fro as to when he had a fro and was called fro the bro the bro with a fro

Fro the bro the bro with a fro who was the bro with a fro but now the punished bro with no fro named fro who had a fro, in conclusion Fro the bro is the bro with a fro, except now fro the bro has no fro and cannot be considered as the bro with a fro named fro because of him having no fro as to when he had a fro and was called fro the bro the bro with a fro

by NightShadow- October 2, 2020

shit a brick and rape you with it

To be extremely surprised and displeased about something, normally something that effects you personaly, then the act of justice opon whomever did it.

"Dude when he finds out you backed into his car, he's gunna shit a brick and rape you with it"

by Zach "Tay Tay" April 20, 2007

Not that there's anything wrong with that

Disclaimer used when one is wrongly suspected of being homosexual.

We aren't gay! Not that there's anything wrong with that.

by Genku July 29, 2003

Becky with the good hair

A white girl that has:

a. gotten on your nerves
b. had sex with your man (or in Beyonce's case, her husband, Jay-Z)
c. taylor swift
d. all of the above

"You better call Becky with the good hair" - Beyonce (from her song "Lemonade")

by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo May 30, 2016

hang out with your wang out

Trick out with your dick out.

Rock out with your cock out.

Roast out with your toast out.

School out with your tool out.

Greet out with your meat out.

Ring out with your thing out.

Roll out with your roll out.

This has to be filled out so here's one more:

Wad out with your rod out.

by k dawg plus July 16, 2004

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

An alternative acronym used to refer to LSD.

Hey.. you wanna go hang wit Lucy?

by Steven January 1, 2004