twat waffle

a girl or woman who has an over active sex life and may or may not have a "smashed" vagina; classic high school mat-maid; total slam piece, Ashley B!

what a nasty twat waffle

by dirtnastyOSU December 15, 2010

Twat knot

A person that does not return your calls, text messages etc. in a timely manner.

Q. Did she call you back?
A. No, she is such a Twat knot!

by Squish79 August 22, 2008

Twat-Dog

When you put a cold, preferably frozen hot dog in a girls pussy when shes passed out, then it gets stuck in there. It WILL smell like shit in a few days without her realizing it.

"When Jennifer was passed out drunk, I pulled the ol' Twat-Dog on her."

by Brian Wert Craig Wert Jared V December 20, 2008

twat keeper

a bitch..usually a stupid hoe

Your a scandilous sloppy twat keeper

by misskiss December 6, 2004

twat zit

a zit on a women's vagina. this is a hint that you should clean your vagina..

i have a twat zit and i think i need a douche.

by casieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 9, 2008

Twat Grenade

A Twat Grenade is when the twat comes so god-forsaken dry that it (if twat fibers streched)will release a flake-like explosion (Similar to an Fragmentation Grenade)

God!, Pull your pants up before your twat Grenade go-
*explosion*

by StoneColdM December 9, 2008

twat shot

The act of one girl slapping another girl's genitalia. The female version of the "cat slap."

"Ouch you fugly slut, why the F did you just twat shot me?!?"

"Cause whore, your wearing my shirt and i've been looking for it forever!"

"That really hurt skank"

"Love you bitch!"

by Dr. Definition1001 October 19, 2011