Father Christmas with a Turkey on his head

When you thought something would be good anyway but it turned out to be even better

That new film was like Father Christmas with a Turkey on his head.

by WileyWeasel13 December 31, 2020

Traverse city turkey trot

When you (man) or your female partner vomit in the women’s vagina and the man trots his penis in and out of the vagina.

Traverse city turkey trot. Chunky vomit from a long night of drinking blown in to your partners vagina. This can be used for men and men using anal.

by Dabyshiznit April 22, 2021

Pulled my turkey

A phrase used to describe a vague injury, typically a pulled muscle.

I can't play coach, I pulled my turkey!

by SinceUBeenSean April 26, 2021

Deep dog turkey

Butt fucking a turkey and tieing zip ties around it to add pressure

You : My and my family deep doged that turkey on thanksgiving!
Me : I love to deep dog turkey

by DeepDogTurkeyLover69 October 7, 2021

Carve someone’s Turkey

To bring someone to orgasm only using a sex toy.

That’s Jim there, he will carve someone’s turkey and won’t even ask you carve his even though that’s just common courtesy.

by ~-K-~ December 4, 2021

take your turkey to chipotle

When you smoke a bowl then blow the smoke in yo girls virgina then stick yo dick in and pull it out and let her suck of the slime and smoke.

When you take your turkey to chipotle it's fun.

by God of 69 January 25, 2023

Alabama Boiled Turkey

When you hogtie and cum inside your sister, dip pubic hair in it and then put it inside a humidifier.

Me: Yo, I did the Alabama Boiled Turkey, air was bussin.

You: What the fuck is wrong with you.

by InfoShiter October 4, 2022