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turtle head

A distinct piece of feces pertruding out of a homosapiens rectum. The "piece" is slightly cone shaped and peeking out as would a common turtle from its shell.
Dude I gotta crap real bad, I got a turtle head!
by terd-dul hed October 26, 2003
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box turtle

A prefix attached to the names of anti-gay conservatives who tend to use absurd comparisons between bestiality and same-sex marriage to vilify gays and lesbians.

Origins: Prepared remarks for Senator John Cornyn (R-TX) to be delivered to the Heritage Foundation included the following statement:

"It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle. But that does not mean it is right. . . . Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife."

Although Cornyn never used the remarks, the speech caught attention on liberal blogs, especially after the speechwriter, Ben Domenech, was fired from the WashingtonPost.com blog for his history of plagiarism. It is still not clear whether the box turtle remark was original to Domenech, or lifted from somewhere else.
Box Turtle Ben is a fine patriot, and a loyal supporter of Our Dear Leader.
by corprip April 20, 2006
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Turkeytron

From the Adult Swim show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Turkeytron is a robotic turkey sent from the year 9595 to retrieve a thanksgiving turkey who is apparently the great (x5) grandfather of GOBLOX, a turkey destined to lead a rebellion against master chickens in the future.

Turkeytron's stories are usually extremely long and characterized by his voice echoing, along with a cloud of fog or smoke billowing in to create a dramatic effect. The smoke is quickly dissipated whenever his stories are interrupted.
"This reminds me of... A SEVERLY LONG STORY (enter smoke) about how the chickens became a master race through a freak accident involving radiation and interestingly enough to me....marshmallow."

--Turkeytron
by miss mooseybear March 29, 2008
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turn tail

to run away in fear (and run is often added although this essentially makes it redundant)
Don't turn tail when you have a huge turnout like that.
by The Rerturn of Light Joker November 2, 2008
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Turkey-Cock

A limp dicked individual. Incapable of functioning in any setting. Especially when a female is involved.
Look at that Turkey-Cock across the bar. He's not getting anywhere.
by Mike badass November 5, 2009
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Turrito

Alex makes THE best turritos.
by William Dean A. Garner November 7, 2011
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turdamaloo

A collectible item that one owns or wishes to buy, but which does not quite fit in with the main theme of your collection. Something you really like but which is not quite in line with your usual tastes.
"I have the full series of 1970s Britains Deetail toy soldiers, plus a few extra turdamaloos from the 1960s Britains Swoppets range that I picked up on eBay."
by hampollo December 5, 2011
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