You say this when you wanna fuck some chick, but you do not want to tell them right away that its involving dicks, so you just say it is a surprise tool. It is pretty obvious though if your chicks horny.
1: So what are we doing at your house?
2: Fun with surprise tools.
1: Oh really?
2: Yeah
1: Yay! ;)
(horny case)
2: Fun with surprise tools.
1: Oh really?
2: Yeah
1: Yay! ;)
(horny case)
by DonglemyBongle June 5, 2020
Get the surprise toolmug. When bands or artists only releases an album or songs in physical format. So whenever you want to listen to certain album or songs in your phone you have to A. Get the actuall copy of CD, rip the audio into your pc, and put into in your phone (or any music player you desire) B. Illegally download the songs or an album like a chump.
Name Tool Effect comes from Tool, alt rock band, never released an album in digital format untill recently in 2019.
Name Tool Effect comes from Tool, alt rock band, never released an album in digital format untill recently in 2019.
Ex 1. Fuck, I cant listen to One Ok Rock's Skyfall in Spotify because only released in physical format. That is a Tool Effect
Ex 2. Some of J Rock bands I listen to is not on Spotify. That is a Tool Effect
Ex 2. Some of J Rock bands I listen to is not on Spotify. That is a Tool Effect
by Kobop312 October 25, 2019
Get the Tool Effectmug. An accurate insult to describe a right twat of a human, one who is always a self-centered, righteous and entitled moron. A tool never has a shred of sympathy for anyone but themselves. These people are "born different" in that they're incapable of empathy. Thus only useful to those that know how to play them for what they're worth, to use them like the tool they are. Tool is still such a relevant insult, that is unfortunately almost forgotten in a hyper internet age
Hey man that guy is such a tool. He's got no moral compass, no sympathy and is trying to perpetuate the lie that his boss is a standup guy for what he did to you. I hope he gets worked over till he finally snaps at his ignorant boss.
by Deadmau5UltraAnimals October 2, 2021
Get the Toolmug. by mmmmm sausage July 24, 2018
Get the Toolmug. Peter Keating from The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand is the original tool.
Someone who doesn't think for themselves, who's opinions are only that of whom the tool seeks approval from. A tool would never stand up to a crowd and speak of disapproval even if it was the just thing to do.
Someone who doesn't think for themselves, who's opinions are only that of whom the tool seeks approval from. A tool would never stand up to a crowd and speak of disapproval even if it was the just thing to do.
by mcm663 September 8, 2016
Get the Toolmug. A freshman tool is when an upperclassman messes with the same freshman constantly and multiple people mess with him/her too .
by Whydoesnypresencematter August 11, 2017
Get the freshman toolmug. Tool is synonymous for jock. Tools often jump very high, suck at super smash brothers, gets 4's all around, and loves the booty. Some tools tend to hate Jewish people.
by Dr. Thirsty June 22, 2014
Get the toolmug.