by Supreme Lube June 5, 2018
Get the Slithy toesmug. by Windtaken423 April 26, 2014
Get the Tipsy toemug. When a man’s pants are so tight that the crease in his crotch presses into his bulge and gives the impression that he has a vagina.
Jake bought some skinny jeans to show off how big his junk is, but it instead had the opposite effect and gave him a bro-toe.
by trtash February 2, 2019
Get the bro-toemug. Excuse me fine people, but I must run, I have Paki's Toe. The motherfucker's about to pop his whole head out. (ie I have chronic diarrhoea)
by Pakistoe August 19, 2017
Get the Paki's Toemug. Obama's toes are actually not any normal toes, they are a organism and have a brain. They are so intelligent they are capable of creating Obamium, A EXTREMLY RARE material, considered as the most powerful and resistant material. Only Obama's toes are capable of making that. Also if you try to export Obamium or Obama's toes out of the US' of A', They will disappear and respawn in the ol' US' of A'. And this signification is also wrote by Obama's toes, While Obama is sleeping
by Obama's toes December 10, 2021
Get the obama's toesmug. As a beta male (preferably a descendant of some from the Belgian Congo) swan dives from a 40 foot diving platform toe first directly into a 700+ pound woman. As the male lands he screams at the top of his lungs, “AYO NIGGA I NEVER LACKIN. EEESKEEETIT.” After screaming this cultural mating call he submerged into the whale-like women’s vanginal cave toe first.
by Niggitynigga February 2, 2018
Get the Extreme Toeingmug. by only mayonnaise yum April 26, 2021
Get the butter toemug.