To be so intoxicated on either barbiturates. (usually zany bars) or to be up on a 2 to 5 day meth binge. Just to realize that you have been standing on your feet for days an more than likely in the same spot.That’s all you can do is stand, it’s the only thing that makes sense, it doesn’t matter how bad your lower body hurts. It doesn’t matter how many times those with you tell you to sit you just can’t seem to come up with a good enough reason even though sitting down makes sense because yeah you are aware of the throbbing of your now swollen legs and ankles and the throbbing of your toes but to sit you just can’t because you have became zombie toast that’s past stuck and one piece of bread past buttered..
Holy shit did you see Jim’s legs. He had been standing on them for 8 days. He wouldn’t sit down holy shit he had to have been in some sort of zombie state he was zombie toast….
by Somhumbled_slumman85 February 4, 2023
Get the Zombie Toastmug. by Luz@3leches October 27, 2018
Get the butch on toastmug. by Kevin696969696 April 29, 2021
Get the Smelling Burnt Toastmug. Dude I was so Toasted last night
by Mupreme June 15, 2017
Get the Toastedmug. If someone has "burnt toast" it means they are in a bad mood because of a sequence of events earlier in the day starting with burnt toast. Example: you wake up in the morning and burn your toast, so you're in a bad mood and cut someone off driving, then he's in a bad mood and snaps at his co worker, then he's in a bad mood goes home and fights with his wife, then she's in a bad mood etc etc,
by Shimmying August 22, 2017
Get the Burnt toastmug. Sleepy toast is not a toast, it's the memory foam product feels comfy while we pressing it. It feels like toast, slowly rebounding, sweet and soft.
by Anji Lee November 24, 2021
Get the sleepy toastmug.