Telediction

A severe addiction to television.

Dan Hodsdon watches TV all friggin day. That retard has telediction.

by P Shay October 1, 2008

telecarb

the carbs that you burn talking on the phone

*ring* ring* "hello?" "hey, i'm just calling you to burn some telecarbs"

by connor & kristy October 16, 2008

telepine

synonym for telephone that can be used as a verb or adjective

-see telecone

"Damn girl, your headband is so chic, can I get your telepine number?"

"Morgan telepined, AGAIN, for you."

by notkatie January 25, 2009

telecone

synonym for telephone that can be used as noun

-see telepine

"Hugh just sent Alex a sexy text from laura's telecone."

"Quick, telepine my telecone so you can hear my new ringtone"

by notkatie January 25, 2009

Teletonken

The German way of saying telephone.

"Man, when will she get off the teletonken?"

by Tmac02892 October 22, 2009

Telexing

When someone is talking and texting on the phone at the same time.

Speaker 1: "Hey did you even listen to what i am saying to you?"

Speaker 2: "yeah yeah i did (sounds of fingers pressing buttons)"

Speaker 1: "No you didn't! Stop telexing and listen to me!"

by D_CENT November 27, 2009

Telejew

When the mobile phone company Telecom's XT phone system goes down for 4 days and all you get is $20 you've been Telejewed.

Telecom is as tight with their money as jews are. It's not racism, its just a fact of life.

Man A: "Fucking Telecom only gave me $20 compensation for their services fucking out"

Man B: "dude, you've been Telejewed"

by lilG23 February 22, 2010