2 definitions by lilG23

MoMo Obo

The short hand version of morbidly obese.

Holy shit, look at that momo obo inhaling that pie over there

by lilG23 February 22, 2010

Telejew

When the mobile phone company Telecom's XT phone system goes down for 4 days and all you get is $20 you've been Telejewed.

Telecom is as tight with their money as jews are. It's not racism, its just a fact of life.

Man A: "Fucking Telecom only gave me $20 compensation for their services fucking out"

Man B: "dude, you've been Telejewed"

by lilG23 February 22, 2010