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When the mobile phone company Telecom's XT phone system goes down for 4 days and all you get is $20 you've been Telejewed.

Telecom is as tight with their money as jews are. It's not racism, its just a fact of life.
Man A: "Fucking Telecom only gave me $20 compensation for their services fucking out"

Man B: "dude, you've been Telejewed"
by lilG23 February 22, 2010
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
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