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Joaster Toaster

An aspiring Youtube star that frequently makes Comedy content
Guy 1:

I've never heard of Joaster Toaster
Guy 2:

You will
by jeff333 August 12, 2018
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Trump toast

Trump toast occurs after you’ve thrown all your loyal friends and associates under the bus, after they’ve lied to protect you. Then when you really need them to bail you out, they won’t.
He boned his girlfriend’s sister, now he’s trump toast.
by Villamondo August 22, 2018
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French Toast Season

Times of emergency when the first things to fly off the shelves in the grocery store are bread, milk, and eggs
Is it any time between May and October in Oklahoma? You hear sirens?Looks like French Toast Season at Walmart!
by Big Baze September 12, 2018
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Golden Toaster

A golden toaster that can HECCING hack when you push the toaster thing up and down. The Golden Toaster is the most amaze toaster, it also makes great waffles.
Robbie used the Golden Toaster to break FANgeopolitics.
by Toaster@meBRO October 15, 2018
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The toaster

When a cat positions it’s legs under its body when they sit. This pose makes them look like a square similar to a toaster and their tail is the cord
“Omg my cat was doing The Toaster and it looked so cute”
by btseighthmember January 25, 2020
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Magic Toaster

A magic toaster is a genie toaster but when the plug of it is rubbed firmly, quickly, roughly, but gentle all at the same time it will grant you warm white/yellow creamy buttery smooth semi sticky butter to butter your toast with. And when that hot butter is shot onto your toast you get 3 wishes. (No asking for infinite wishes you gay bitch) “*toast is not included*”
David: “Yo I found this magic toaster and I rubbed the plug so hard that warm buttery white butter splatted onto my toast.”
Caleb: “Bro the same thing happened last night but I didn’t see the toaster.”
by Clitty January 27, 2020
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Texas Toast Massacre

when you melt a load of butter, cum in it, and then soak it up to make some fine ass Texas Toast with.
I was so bored and hungry last night I did a Texas Toast Massacre.
by LMF2000 September 20, 2020
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