emu-toe

The male counterpart of a camel-toe, bearing resemblance to the feet of the big, african bird.. unfortunately it is coming into fashion for young men to wear tights and skin-tight jeans as well, so this phenomenon will be unevitable in the near future...

"Uuuuh, look at Dominic, he has a real emu-toe in his new tights. What a fag he became!"

by narcoleptic fatass November 30, 2009

toe licker

eats toes.toesyum

gucci.toe licker

by peanutbuttersticks June 3, 2020

butter toe

One who likes to stick their toe into someone else's butt

"Man I love to butter toe"

by only mayonnaise yum April 26, 2021

Toes Hunting

The primitive urge to chop toes off a living human.

Lunatic : I'm hungry, i must go Toes Hunting.

by Demofisher December 30, 2021

Troll Toe

Jack Whitehall's shit troll costume had a bulge in it.

*jack walks onto stage in his shitty costume*
*audience laughs*
Jack: "Why are you looking down there?"
Also Jack: "Wha- I have a camel toe!!!!!!!" *audience laughs more*
Also Also Jack: "Stop it! No! DO NOT look at my troll toe!" *covers bulge with his wooden club*

by TheSwaggyHobo June 27, 2019

Tiki toes

When your toes are short and stubby which look like a tiki man's.

I hate my ugly tiki toes.

by Adog18 June 28, 2017

Toes the condition

Toes The Condition
Turn you're toes turn into a third nut

he tried to touch his toes
but touched his third nut

The boys toes got touched in school and the toes crawled up his leg

Toes the Condition

by TerryTheFag October 27, 2022