Reoccurring character on the web site www.rated-q.com. Character is a modified image of Jesus Christ that has been altered using applications available on an iPhone. Zombie Jesus is also referred to in posts where he does not actually appear.
"Did you see the post where Zombie Jesus is recruiting outside of the Olive Garden? Those guys are going to Hell!"
by Rhett Dangler April 05, 2010
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An exclamation of affirmation or surprise.
{from the first "Batman" movie, uttered by Jack Nicholson as the "Joker" on seeing a photo of Kim Bassinger}
{from the first "Batman" movie, uttered by Jack Nicholson as the "Joker" on seeing a photo of Kim Bassinger}
by Pondragon June 16, 2010
expression of shock
by Anonymous February 10, 2003
When things in life get out of control, you have to decide what stresses are not worth worrying about.
Dude that's too bad your 401k just tanked on the stock market. But there's nothing you do about it so Give it to Jesus.
by PPink February 20, 2009
by Brandon Harripersaud July 26, 2006
Something written in the shitter of a bar, to which you find the reply. "Don't write on my bathroom walls and I won't shit in your church"
by LayItonYou March 21, 2007