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Cowboy Unit

Typically used to describe a dirty ol' redneck that aspires to be as monumentally stout as an Absolute Unit. Wears Ariat boots with faded blue jeans. Wears hats as often as possible. Probably to cover his bald spot.
Damn y'all look at Bradley walking down the hall like a Cowboy Unit. That guy is a poser -- he's no Absolute Unit!
by absoluteunit9000 October 15, 2018
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North Queensland Cowboys

The best team in Queensland from the NRL competition. Also known as The Cows or Cowbies by the young folk. So good they made the Brisbane Broncos (The capital team) their little bitch in the 2015 grand final. They sport blokes comparable to muscle strewn ringers from the outback with a taste for every type of footy meat. Their cheerleaders are super hot too.
NRL Ring in: Who do you support in the NRL.
Cowboy Fan: The North Queensland Cowboys - only the best hey.
NRL Ring In: I support the Broncos
Cowboy Fan : Your a dickhead.
by Crankymouse March 17, 2024
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Driving like a cowboy

When you drive to work and someone drives like an out of control cowboy and almost kills himself and everyone around him and then you get to the red light and that asshole is there along side you !! Boy you got far !!!!
Driving like a cowboy gets you nowhere fast !!
by anonymous May 6, 2021
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spanish cowboy

When a man sits on a woman's stomach while sticking his dick in between her tits and fucks her tits until he cums on her face.
Bro I was giving my girl a Spanish cowboy last night and I completely covered her face!
by IDefinenow June 7, 2017
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Cowboy Specials

Cowboy Specials are a woman's fat calves. Why? Because in the movie Smokey and the Bandit Burt Reynolds character, Bo "The Bandit" Darville, tells Sally Field (Carrie) that "Cowboys love fat calves."
"Sarah may be ugly but she's got those juicy cowboy specials."

"Hey Joe, check out the cowboy specials over by the pool table."
by Jesse Jamison August 13, 2022
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Cowboy

A cowboy is a boy who rides cows and milks horses typically dog meat is the favorite food choice of a cowboy as it is very tough and lean
That cowboy just rented me a fine cow
by "words" January 9, 2021
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Water Cowboy

One who is constantly on the water or wishes they were
by Orange Crush July 11, 2017
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