Stroker choker

The act of masturbating so hard and aggressively that your penis loses blood circulation and dies. If the genitals arnt removed as soon as possible the ball sac will swell and explode.

My friend died from a stroker choker :(...

by 👣👅 July 11, 2023

Stroke-dick easy

when something is so easy you can (theoretically) stroke-off while completing the task.

Wife: how was your first day?

Me: the first day was peace of cake, it was stroke-dick easy!

by Therealkingdavid August 27, 2023

Strokem’s

A fictional ice cream parlor where ice cream is served in the shape of a “human penis” inside of a cone.

“I went to strokem’s with Billy yesterday, their chocolate flavor goes hard!”

by FauzzyDaddy September 22, 2023

Strokes

A word used to often describe a state of an individual or particular thing

Xasid strokes
Slow strokes

by sas1 September 25, 2023

Strood Headbutt

Strood Headbutt

A headbutt that is admistered by a resident or Strood ( For those trying to be Posh that's West Rochester)

Normally used when patience are thinner than a Brazilians G-String

Or when all other methods of communicating with Fucktards have been exhausted

The strood Head butt is normally accompanied by the sound DoooOOOOooossshhhhHH

Chris was starting to Piss me off so I gave him a strood Headbutt

by 317beers September 26, 2023

Stroopey

A combination of Stringy, Goopy & Gooey. Often used to describe a texture.

That slice of pizza was so stroopey, the cheese pull was perfect and it just melted in my mouth.

by NoodlePizza October 16, 2023

Stroking your shit

Slang for male masturbation.

Jimmy, did I just catch you stroking your shit?
I'm stroking my shit, I got lotion on my dick right now

by buttfart33 November 17, 2023