glass stomach syndrome

A person’s head is so far up another’s ass it would just be easier if that person just had a glass stomach.
AKA G.S.S

Nick has such a bad case of glass stomach syndrome that Marco should just get a glass stomach.

by STARSCREAM! March 11, 2009

curb stomp

The act of placing oneself one step higher than another person on the "G" scale.

Philip: Yall guys wanna study math?

Todd: No.

Lenny: What a curb stomp!

by International Lesbian Actor October 15, 2006

Stomach Poker

A stupid slut with a HUGE nose.

Which means, she pokes your stomach while giving dome.

"Hey look at the beak on that chick"
"Yea shes a real Stomach Poker"

by That douchebag in the corner May 26, 2009

Clam Stomper

A guy who doesn't respect the needs of a woman's clam, i.e. vagina. He wonders around like a whining emo wondering if he should light himself on fire or go jack off. These problems could easily be solved if he would just be nice to the clam instead of stomping it.

"Samuel is a total clam stomper, a taco nazi, and a butt head. Claire would rather make fun with a roadie than let him near her clam anyway."

by H Dittimier April 21, 2006

Stomach Bump

Strange bump appears on your stomach. It could be a hernia. But it might be a lost gerbil.

Yo check out my stomach bump.

by woofus70 October 29, 2008

Stomple

Stomple is a slang term for a stomach stapling operation, which is a restrictive operation for weight control.

Oh man, Tara really needs a Stomple before the buttons on her shirt start bursting.

by B-Dot. February 23, 2009

J-Stomped

When walking down the street, you get wasted by a high school Junior.

Dude, Mario got j-stomped, yo!

by Axeraider67 November 19, 2006