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Definitions by woofus70

Million Miler 

The act of abandoning a hot dog bun with ketchup in it after you notice that all hot dogs on the roller grill are marked "still cooking".
I stopped at the Pilot, grabbed a bun, put some ketchup in the bun and noticed all the hot dogs were still cooking. I left that bun right on the counter next to the roller grill and on my way out I shouted " Enjoy the million miler"!
Million Miler by woofus70 September 26, 2022

Stomach Bump 

Strange bump appears on your stomach. It could be a hernia. But it might be a lost gerbil.
Stomach Bump by woofus70 October 29, 2008