Eat yogurt with a spoon

A sentence that means that a bully will hit you in the guts

Hey Joey would you rather eat my shorts or eat yogurt with a spoon?

Eat yogurt with a spoon by Aloisinho February 18, 2026

Wheat straw spoon

The act of forcefully inserting anything painfully narrow into the urethra, or getting dicked in a way that feels like your piss hole is being industrially sanded. Often mentioned in the same breath as regret, tears, and internal screaming.

“Bro, she went full wheat straw spoon on me… I think my urethra is still drafting a breakup text.”

Wheat straw spoon by LackOfHats February 24, 2026

Alpena Soup Spoon

When man with an uncircumcized penis cums in the ass of a female or male and when he pulls out he uses the extra skin as a spoon on his cock to gather the cum and ass juice and feeds it to the fuckee.

Clem used this Alpena Soup Spoon to feed the hungry homeless person he met on the street.

Alpena Soup Spoon by Rhyno32 April 29, 2026

Gag a maggot with a spoon.

It means well.

Girl 1: "Did you break up with your boyfriend?"

Girl 2: "No, he said he was sorry for forgetting my birthday."

Girl 1: "Gag a maggot with a spoon."

Gag a maggot with a spoon. by Kayaluki!!! October 24, 2009

eat your ass with a spoon 

When you use a spoon, of any material, depending on how much you love the person. Then shove the spoon up the ass, and twist it to create a vacuum seal. Finally, you pull the intestines out like a plunger and feast on it with a spoon.

*Minouska throws it back*
Pierro: "GIRL the way you be throwing it back makes me wanna eat your ass with a spoon"

eat your ass with a spoon by What in the Kikeli is going on May 19, 2024

Chasing a Cloud With a Rubber Spoon 

Futile effort; trying to achieve the impossible using inadequate means.

When your buddy asks what someone is doing and you don't know, you say "That boy is out there Chasing a Cloud with a Rubber Spoon."

Chasing a Cloud With a Rubber Spoon by thingymaging June 20, 2025

Every pig has a bad spoon

Every now and then something doesn’t work out the way you want but eventually it will get better.

“She might have said you have a shrimp dick but every pig has a bad spoon.”

Every pig has a bad spoon by PickleJuice9494 April 1, 2026