Spider-Man

probably the best handballER in the country. is the last "a" in ada, a group consisting of 3 superheros

LOOK! SPIDER-MAN is banging a hot chick again! wow..that's his 45th of the DAY!

by th3fla5h July 8, 2005

skoid

too skinny. extremely thin. skeletal in appearance. bony. emaciated. anorexic looking. flat chested.

The skoid girl was trying so hard to be thin that she was not attractive because she lost her feminine curves.

by frosthazard August 1, 2010

Spider-Man

A red basterd swingin' around buildings with spageti as ropes. The New York hero is red and blue...witch is ugly as hell.That big spider-freak asshole swingin' around is our fiendly neighborhood SPIDER-MAN. A weak geek started getting manly enoughf to go be bit by a spider that then he becomes a costumed man spider. And then there's a lot of vilans are runnig after that Gearge of the Jungle copyright.

MOM: Oh look a plane !
kid: what the hell that's a giant spider.
DAD: NO it's Superman !
retard: it's a giant dick?!?!
Spider-man: NO ! it's me your friendly neighborhood SPIDEY!

by Blubid April 23, 2008

spidankle

another real word that describes a penis

because of my dangling spidankle I crossed the finishline first in the good cause marathon

by the mighty swanzville March 12, 2003

spider whacking

The art of whacking spider webs on a boat with a boom.

Laura keeps the boat clean of spiders by spider whacking.

by j1stoop December 9, 2008

spider nugget

when a female spider and a male spider MATE and or bang, the female spider gives birth to egg babies in a little spidder nugget egg sack, these egg will wait in the spidder nugget untill maturation.

"sara: OMFG there's a spider nugget in this blanket!
mia: no thats just my cats furr
sara: i thought it was a spider nugget!"

by wizards sleeve hax0r 12345 May 21, 2008

Spider

1. An 8-legged arachnid (not an insect). Some species are venomous, such as the Black Widow, while others are not.

2. The scariest fuckin' things you will ever lay eyes on.

Hey dude, come check out this poisonous spider!

Oh, come on, I highly doubt that it's---AAH, MY EYE!!

by kefeinberger November 23, 2014