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smoke damaged

Don't mess with that girl she is smoke damaged
by Rice pmc June 25, 2018
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smoke broker

Your friend who always has a smoke you can bum when you're fiending for a drag, but you got nothin for puffin.
"Hey Carl man, can I bum a smoke?"
"This is my last one, dude. Go ask Jake, he's the smoke broker around here."
by HeroHandy May 7, 2019
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pit smoke

pungent body odor emanating from one's armpits.
When I disembarked from the plane into Bombay for the first time, I was immediately suffocating from the pit smoke bombarding me from all angles.
by james040280 October 25, 2009
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Breakfast Smoke

The cigarette you have when you're out the door in the morning.
Oh no can't be late for class! I guess I'll have a breakfast smoke on the walk there instead of cereal.
by tracato January 4, 2010
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butt-smoke

a person who is a mofo; a person who has just made a mistake; an idiot; someone who believes in fairy tales; any player on the Charlotte Bobcats basketball team; someone who is behaving in a silly manner; a person who has expelled gas from their butt.
I'm looking forward to the Rockets playing the Bobcats tomorrow night, those guys from the Bobcats are a bunch of butt-smokes.
by Fudochi October 30, 2013
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dog smoke

A dog smoke is a colloquialism used in The Bahamas for a blow job or oral sex toward a male.
Male: I can't get one dog smoke aye boo?
Female: I look like I is play aye?
Male: Man c'mon I'm not gonna tell noone.
Female: well okay then, lol
by DLA4 October 21, 2014
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you smoke, you croak

A replacement for "you snooze, you lose." A phrased used when someone is taking their sweet ass time smoking a cigarette, and in doing so have missed an opportunity. This is generally the result of a single smoker idly wasting the time of several non-smokers, causing the non-smokers to abandon him.
The "croak" part refers to the fact that they're eventually going to die of lung cancer anyway.
You readu to go?
Joe: "Wait, where's Mike?"

Mack: "He's out back, having a smoke. Duh."

Joe: "Aren't we going to wait for him?"

Mack: "You smoke, you croak. He can walk."

Mike: (has violent coughing spasm)
by Proto-Ham Sandwich March 29, 2015
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