by Rice pmc June 25, 2018
Get the smoke damaged mug.Your friend who always has a smoke you can bum when you're fiending for a drag, but you got nothin for puffin.
"Hey Carl man, can I bum a smoke?"
"This is my last one, dude. Go ask Jake, he's the smoke broker around here."
"This is my last one, dude. Go ask Jake, he's the smoke broker around here."
by HeroHandy May 7, 2019
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When I disembarked from the plane into Bombay for the first time, I was immediately suffocating from the pit smoke bombarding me from all angles.
by james040280 October 25, 2009
Get the pit smoke mug.Oh no can't be late for class! I guess I'll have a breakfast smoke on the walk there instead of cereal.
by tracato January 4, 2010
Get the Breakfast Smoke mug.a person who is a mofo; a person who has just made a mistake; an idiot; someone who believes in fairy tales; any player on the Charlotte Bobcats basketball team; someone who is behaving in a silly manner; a person who has expelled gas from their butt.
I'm looking forward to the Rockets playing the Bobcats tomorrow night, those guys from the Bobcats are a bunch of butt-smokes.
by Fudochi October 30, 2013
Get the butt-smoke mug.Male: I can't get one dog smoke aye boo?
Female: I look like I is play aye?
Male: Man c'mon I'm not gonna tell noone.
Female: well okay then, lol
Female: I look like I is play aye?
Male: Man c'mon I'm not gonna tell noone.
Female: well okay then, lol
by DLA4 October 21, 2014
Get the dog smoke mug.A replacement for "you snooze, you lose." A phrased used when someone is taking their sweet ass time smoking a cigarette, and in doing so have missed an opportunity. This is generally the result of a single smoker idly wasting the time of several non-smokers, causing the non-smokers to abandon him.
The "croak" part refers to the fact that they're eventually going to die of lung cancer anyway.
The "croak" part refers to the fact that they're eventually going to die of lung cancer anyway.
You readu to go?
Joe: "Wait, where's Mike?"
Mack: "He's out back, having a smoke. Duh."
Joe: "Aren't we going to wait for him?"
Mack: "You smoke, you croak. He can walk."
Mike: (has violent coughing spasm)
Joe: "Wait, where's Mike?"
Mack: "He's out back, having a smoke. Duh."
Joe: "Aren't we going to wait for him?"
Mack: "You smoke, you croak. He can walk."
Mike: (has violent coughing spasm)
by Proto-Ham Sandwich March 29, 2015
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