SIMP
When you act like ONLYUSEmeBLADE aka Brian Rizzo and you idolize whales especially ones with boyfriends who shit themselves and call you for money often.
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Simp by TheBoys420 February 25, 2020
Simp
A name commonly used to name someone (mostly guys) who try and get that sweet pussy by buying things for a girl, skip hanging with the boys to hang out with the dishwashers. And more often than not they get friend zoned because they are to nice and trying to hard. Most commonly associated with the name josh
Mitchell Apps: hey you see how josh just bought that girl lunch?
Carter Haddon: yeah he is such a simp there not dating
Carter Haddon: yeah he is such a simp there not dating
Simp by Hayden Barkey February 26, 2020
Simp
Chasing after a girl who does not want you, in other words acting as if you have no game and are going into the military.
Tristan Woodruff is a simp.
The way Tristan is chasing after Rachel while Gavin is fucking her.
The way Tristan wears his glasses makes him look like a fucking simp.
Tristan Woodruff is the biggest simp I have ever meet.
How Tristan settled and fucked Sarah made him look like a simp.
The way Tristan is chasing after Rachel while Gavin is fucking her.
The way Tristan wears his glasses makes him look like a fucking simp.
Tristan Woodruff is the biggest simp I have ever meet.
How Tristan settled and fucked Sarah made him look like a simp.
Simp by Rachel Ringham February 26, 2020
Simp
A simp is someone who goes out of their way to impress girls just for them to friend zone him. Hes also a huge pussy and talks shit to people to sound tough but when somebody asks them to do something mildly out of their comfert zone they pussy out. They are also extremely weak and can't do shit to defend themselves. They think they are really good at things like sport when they aren't. People with these a name starting with the letter i.
Simp by Arrestme3425cools February 26, 2020