darty season

Day light savings, because you can party in the daylight for longer

Guy: Dude, guess what time of year it is?
Me: Darty season brahski!!!

by Augmasta July 20, 2016

Ass eating season

Ass eating season is right around the same time as firework season, which just so happens to be 365 days of the year

Hey bro, when is ass eating season,”365 days of the year brother”.

by Ass eater DC69 February 2, 2019

beard season

The season beginning Nov. 1 with No Shave November and ending on Midnight Feb. 13, the day before Valentine's Day. This is the only acceptable time of year to sport a beard.

"Dude, did you see Bob's horrible facial pubes."

"Give the man a break, it's beard season."

by yourpseudonymwillappear October 26, 2009

Satsuma

When a person missing their index finger inserts the remaining three fingers into a woman's klagg/anus and repeatedly pumps away until a yellowy/orange residue is deposited. This move is then finished off by yelling "SATSUMA" into the person's discoloured orifice.

Sally's boyfriend got his finger blown off in the war, but it's ok because they can still satsuma

by Swannyd December 1, 2010

Four Seasons

An Australian brand of condom. Comes in regular, large, tight, extra strong and a few other varieties.

My favourite type of condom is Four Seasons Regular.

by L.Aus December 28, 2008

Navy SEALS

Navy SEALs (SEa, Air and Land) Special Operations Teams who generally Pwn all who chanegelle them.......yes they even pwn the SAS (Brits =/)

Damn Those Navy SEALs Kicked teh Shit out of them terrorists

by P-Giffy November 7, 2003

Navy SEALS

MEN who kick ass and take numbers later. They simply are the badest military group in the world. Delta Force and SAS simply do not compare. Delta is an ARMY branch, meaning they are not NAVY, and SAS is brittish, meaning they don't match up to AMERICAN levels. Navy SEALS are the best of the best. You cannnot get any more determined nor more motivated individuals than the SEALS. You may try, but you will fail a firefight, no lie

The Navy SEALS were called in to plant raders for the AIR FORCE to drop bombs in IRAQ. Note: the SEALS were their FIRST and everybody else came second. They ARE the best Special Force Operations in the world. Second to SAS? I dont think so. Navy SEALS go through the toughiest military training in the world. They make any SAS look like school boys. period. no questions asked. and if you do. try to complete BUD/s

by Navy SEAL in future April 10, 2009