Platitude salad

Similar to a word salad.

platitude salad

The language used by public figures to the effect of placating and/or galvanising an audience that in order to gain their trust. Politically this may lead to more votes.

However, there is usually zero substance and legitimacy in what is being said and no follow-through.

Ivanka Trump’s entire commencement speech was a gigantic platitude salad. She tried to come across as sincere but it was clearly disingenuous. What a Karen.

by Bah Zah June 9, 2020

salad

To look at someone coyly while smiling or demonstrating obvious lust or affection from a distance.

As in, "She was giving me the salad from across the room so I went over and talked to her" or "You'll never guess who has been giving me the salad"

by LLBigK November 18, 2009

Salad Dodger

Obese person seen eating unhealthy food; one whose diet includes very few salads.

Nobobdy else got dessert because some 400 pound salad dodger ate all the cake.

by Jeremy Gibbs May 21, 2006

Taco Salad

A party (or when you go out to a bar) and there is an unusually large amount of women (taco).

It's the opposite of a sausage fest.

Hey man you really should come out tonight, it's a real taco salad out here. Chances of getting some pink taco are looking good.

by ROID R4GE February 18, 2010

Balls Salad

When a man or woman sucks on the scrotum of a man tenderly biting at and massaging each testicle with the tongue. Periodically the entire scrotum can be slurped into the mouth and massaged gently with a vibrating wet tongue.

My boyfriend gives a better balls salad than my wife.

by RickyPacific July 11, 2006

salami squad

a group of arrogant teenagers, most specifically boys, who drive their mothers cars and mooch off their parents. they roll the streets as a tight group and drink lokos on the weekends with their prissy, young girlfriends. they often times put themselves above others. salami squad members like to shop at preppy stores such as H&M or Hollister. these individuals have also been seen "jerking" (dancing). Salami Squad's are known for their hilarious personality and jokes. They are the most comical among the squads.

Trying to show up a Salami squad member can result in them going Salami squad on your ass.

by ANTI salami squad December 8, 2010

Salad Dodger

a fat person with poor nutritional habits.

Wow you ex-girlfriend has put on some weight!
Yea, she's become quite the salad dodger.

by Dave Inc February 14, 2007