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Ride the dragong

A sexual act performed in doggy style, involving hitting a fat chick with a gong mallet and trying to keep her from turning around and eating you for as long as possible.
“Bro, I finally found a fat chick so I could ride the dragong“

“Bro, so worth it
by TheManOfTheWay April 13, 2018
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Ride of Pride

The morning drive home, in a ride share, from a lover's house after a night of pleasure.
Long gone are the days of the "walk of shame" in the new day of affordable ride share services and sexual liberation we should all celebrate the Ride of Pride!!
by Erin Butler February 13, 2019
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Dick Riding

1. To support/compliment someone or hype them up whether they are right or wrong.

2 A sex position in which a person gets penetrated by a man while on top of him.

3. To constantly talk about, bother, nag, or complain about someone
1. “Bro, stop dick riding. You know he’s trash! stop riding insert name here’s dick.”

2. “She was riding my dick. She was a fat chick too, and oh man these fat chicks, I stick it in there and my duck turns into a sprinkler after one thrust.”

3. “Get the hell off my dick. Go find something else to do! Leave me alone.”
by SCRU FACE April 10, 2019
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riding on the handlebars

On your back, one knee up. The other leg is crossed in front. Your partner sits on the second leg, availing his / herself to penetration. Can also be called 'bird on a perch'. Courtesy Patton Oswalt.
The night out with my student was, like, a total bore until he asked me if I've ever gone 'riding on the handlebars'.
by @piledriver911 September 27, 2014
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Ride out

oh look its the ride out flops, what a bunch of gay gimps.
by hddjejejdjjdjf February 2, 2021
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tummy ride

When your partner lays on her stomach and you enter her from behind. She gets a tummy ride while you do your thing. Very pleasurable for both.
I can’t wait for my next tummy ride from him.
by ThisisusBSKH May 8, 2018
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Ticket to ride

A ticket to ride means something must happen for something else to happen usually the ride being more important than the ticket.

A phrase first used in the Beatles song 'Ticket to ride' in which according to the book by Steve Turner was coined by John Lennon as a way to describe prostitutes who worked in the streets of Germany, these women acquired a card from medical authorities, which stated they were in good health. In this context the ticket is the medical card and the ride is the experience with the prostitute, within this context the medical card is used as a prerequisite.

In modern times this phrase has been used by Mark Goldbridge to describe how football fans are being exploited by footballers to sell merchandise and so on. Without the fans, no merchandise would be sold. In this context the fans are the ticket and the revenue from merchandise sales are the ride.
Person 1: Could you ask your parents if it's okay to come over tomorrow
Person 2: They gave me the Ticket to ride yesterday so I'll be there
by titusoneil August 28, 2021
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