pastry pussy

Little wieners baked in a pasty.
(Same as Pigs in a Blanket; but from the wiener's perspective.)

"You whip up a mighty tasty pastry pussy, Ma'am."
"Aw, shucks, Henry, 't'weren't nothin'."

by Chimwechan guy February 17, 2010

standby pussy

1.Used to describe a woman who you can have potential sex with but you can't screw her at the moment because she has a boyfriend, or lives far away, etc. so you put her on "standby" while you go have fun with some other females.

2. Basically a rebound girl.

Bruce: "Ey Ozzy, did you screw that mexican chick yet?"

Ozzy:"No bro, she's "standby pussy"; she's got a boyfriend, I'm gonna fuck her later and in the meantime I'm gonna get at these other bitches!!!"

by Kujia November 14, 2009

Witchcraft pussy

A pussy that is so good you cum extremely fast. The pussy is so good that there's no explanation for it.

I fucked a girl with witchcraft pussy and came in 12 seconds.

by dillehsm14 September 14, 2016

Wired Pussy

Lesbian electro sex and bondage with wet orgasms and fisting.

Dina experienced wired pussy when was put in her place by the wickedly cruel mistress who inflicted pain and pleasure upon her through fucking implements that shocked her until she came in wet ecstasy.

by rollergirl February 13, 2014

pussy ache

A light throbbing/pulsating pain in the vagina/vulva that results from either getting sexually aroused and not being able to climax (female version of blue balls) or results from too much repetitive or rough vaginal pounding and penetration. Similar to a tummy ache that can result from not eating enough or eating too much.

I got a mad pussy ache after he didn’t put out last night.

by iMacB July 25, 2018

pussy killer

Someone good at getting laid then moving on to the next hookup.

She said he was a "pussy killer," and I believe it.

She gets so much strange. She's clearly a "pussy killer."

by CUMbelievable June 2, 2016

Pussy Shakedown

The act of accusing a celebrity or athlete of rape simply to get paid. Typically, but not exclusively executed by the American species of the Mud Shark

Friend: Yo, did you hear about Big Ben catching a rape case. No police report ever filed and months later she is only filing a civil suit!

You: Just another bitch trying a pussy shakedown!!!

by Tommy Knuckles July 22, 2009