Spanish paddler

While in a vehicle- When the passenger causes the car to go off of the road (intentionally or unintentionally) and must flee the scene. The passenger will then make sure the driver is unconscious or deceased.

Then the passenger must:
1) Pull the drivers pants down and place the drivers hand upon their penis (possible for females in theory however this has not been proven on record at this point).
2)By shaking the driver shoulder / forearm (or any means necessary) passenger will stimulate the drivers penis

3) As the penis becomes erect (adrenaline from accident should aid in this or if deceased then postmortem Rigamortis) the motion will become more rapid until ejaculation has been achieved.
4) After ejaculation the passenger will wipe any DNA of their own from the scene and sketchily use the shadows to flee from the area, thus reliving themselves from being suspect in the scene.

Police will be sidetrack by the masturbating driver theory and therefore said passenger will be relived of any connection to the crime.

I grabbed the wheel and put that bitch in the ditch. Then I had to Spanish paddler that mother fuckers.

by Whiteyt9 September 30, 2017

Pity Paddlers

People who are usually say they are Representatives or activist for a specialist or specialized group such as (disabled people,black people,gay,people women) who killed you into giving them money

BLM Pity Paddlers who said I was racist because I didn't want to give them money

by EmJayee May 24, 2018

sissy paddle

Another name for a kick board in swimming. This term is usually used by more experienced swimmers to tease less skilful swimmers.

Also known as:
Bitch Board
Pansy Paddle

“Hey! I just got the sissy paddles for the newbies.”

by Lupoleopard August 13, 2018

shock paddles

Another phrase for defibrillator because defibrillator IS WAY too hard to type or say without typos

He Has No Pulse! Get the shock paddles!

by Frilled Potato September 5, 2018

Chocolate Paddlepop

When put your hand down your pants and starch around and inside your asshole so you can pull it out, to have a sniff and lick of your left overs down there.

My ass crack was real sweaty so I had a chocolate paddlepop to make sure it was okay down there.

by Herpetology February 10, 2019

Mids Peddler

Someone who does or sells mids.

That kid Justin’s a mids peddler.

by Stankycorn April 3, 2019

Pussy puddling

When someone is continuously crying like a little bitch.

Dude is straight pussy puddling over his break up!

by 3886 July 5, 2019