Lake the Post

At Northwestern University, it refers to old tradition of dragging the field goal posts from the football field to Lake Michigan in order to dump them. This happened in the period of time when NU had one of the worst football teams in the nation, and laking the posts was done during the occasional victory or notable defeat.

"We just beat Ohio State! Time to lake the posts!"

by Jasper Davis July 29, 2012

post mortem sleaze

A person who has died & fallen victim to a necrophiliac. Usually refering to a virgin or elderly type.

01. My grandmother, who is 92, was post mortem sleaze in the morgue of the hospital.

02. One mortician to another, "I fucked that sleaze the other day, tight pussy, even tighter ass."

by newtdecay December 6, 2007

Prostate

The part of the body that helps produce fluids for semen.

My prostate don't work, so I got dry sperm.

by Dick Tater February 2, 2006

prosti

a Slut. Likes to sleep around with guys to see what she can get from it (money, clothes, free meals, exct.) a female who is easy to sleep with. Kelly Bundy was a Prosti. The term can be used to describe a gay man aswell. Likes to sleep around, then talk about it to her giggling friends while they compare notes, and prentend they are like the "Sex in the City" characters. Used to describe Slutty girls of latin descent. Stuck up Sluts.

"La Lupita es bien Prosti"
"Anoche fui una Prosti con el hermano de mi novio"
"Esta prosti no puede mantener las piernas cerradas"
"Maria es una prosti que vive de los hombres viejos"

by MariAntonia July 14, 2006

post 9/11 world

George W. Bush's justification for all proclamations and decisions that would otherwise be seen as treasonous, detrimental, unsubstanciated, or wrong.

"We live in a post 9/11 world, it is maybe possible that Saddam might be capable of obtaining weapons that could be of mass destruction. So we must invade Iraq."

by MBB January 7, 2005

post hardcore

Music that is as heavy, nasty and edgy as hardcore but not as one-dimensional and features exponentially less use of the words "respect" and "hate" in its lyrics and content... It has nothing whatsoever to do with Taking Back Sunday or Dashboard Confessional; defining "Post Hardcore" in such a manner displays profound ignorance of even the slightest notion of what constitutes this phrase's crucial rootword "Hardcore" and anyone providing such a definition that includes the above-mentioned bands wouldn't know "Hardcore" if it walked up and punched them in the teeth while wearing brass knuckles or if Sheer Terror was playing a live show in their mother's basement.

"That website all the emo-mo's and whitebelts whine and post pictures of themselves on lists 400 Blows as "Post Hardcore" - that's interesting, I'd call it Metal or Rock."

by MattFromVacationlandWhat January 5, 2006

Post-Nut-Realization

Post-nut-realization is the process of realizing something you were sexually into and after you bust a nut, you realize how fucked up it was and now you see yourself as disgusting pig (mainly happens to people under the age of 18)

Noah: “I nutted to a post of a hot girl in our school.”
Ben: “Dude what the fuck, she’s in 7th grade!”
Noah: “oh shit”
Ben: “That is called Post-Nut-Realization

by SillyG00se4 January 29, 2018