post count

Determines how cool, and in some cases, how majestically powerful you are on a forum.

"What's the scanner say?"
"HIS POST COUNT IS OVER 9000!!!!11one!"

by chrisweezy March 21, 2008

Post Party Depression

In which one attends such an awesome party, that the next few days seem bland and horrible.

Most of year 10 at MWSC was suffering pretty bad Post Party Depression after the prom last friday. the rest where all hung over.

by Katezor! October 19, 2008

Post Malone

the best fuckin’ artist out there rn. he heals people with his music. wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for him, and that’s no lie ❤️❤️

“wait, is that Post Malone?”
“yeah, that’s the mf that saved my life with his music.”

by yowtfbro October 21, 2019

Post Whoreitus

A condition whereby you can't stop yourself from Post Whoring on web forums. You have an addiction to the buzz of getting replys and growing a thread. You measure your ego & status by your post count. You know this is sad and you'd like to get on with real life but you can't help yourself.

Most of AWOT have Post Whoreitus

by Sean Blake July 24, 2006

post-sextal

The calm feeling one experiences after an amazing orgasm.

Derived from the medical term, post-ictal which is defined as the period that the brain recovers from the trauma of the seizure.

I was so post-sextal after Lisa blew me in the car that I almost swerved off the road.

by ding dong01 June 24, 2009

post nasal lip

Used to describe the facial features of persons whose noses are precariously close to their upper lips. Due usually to one of three factors: (1) an excessively large nose, (2) an excessively large upper lip, or (3) accidents involving underage shaving.

J: I went in for the kiss and almost swallowed his nose.
Friend of J: Yo, that's cuz he's got post nasal lip.

by Just changin' September 2, 2009

post-sex forkstream

when a man urinates after sex and his piss forks due to semen remaining in the urethra or at the tip of the penis that obstructs the flow.

Joe always gets piss on the toilet seat and even on the floor next to the toilet because of his post-sex forkstream.

by ducksRpeople2 September 6, 2011