Pattlin

Sleeping area, where one puts covers on the floor or couch to make a replica of a comfortable bed. Similar to a sleeping bag but it's not a bag.

I made a pattlin on the floor of my best friend's room when I slept over.

by Gbaby2345 July 23, 2017

Patterpillar

A patterpillar is a pillar that patters.
A pillar is a column type thing.
A patter is a noise a duck makes when it walks.

"Bob, what is that?"
"I believe it is a Patterpillar"

by Penguinsgalore September 18, 2017

Patty wack

The act of jerking off using a burger patty wrapped around the penis.

I patty wacked for 47 minutes last night.

by Pattiewhacker September 8, 2019

pattos

What you call a friend or a person if they are retarded and stupid

Adam you’re a pattos

by anonymous March 26, 2021

chin patter

The sound that occurs form balls slapping against a chin, derived from the sodmization of Ruben Patterson's (of NBA fame) childrens' nanny.

Before I walked into the room I knew what was going on, I could hear the chin patter. So it was no suprise to see Ruben forcing his cock down her throat.

by talkshows_on_mute1984 February 21, 2005

dirty pattison

a terrible man whop finds unborn babies attrtactive whilst they're still preserved in the womb.

pregnant woman: omg get that man away from me he's masturbating over my ultrasound picture
Nurse: What a dirty pattison, james get back in bed

by Snipessss_09 June 17, 2009

john patterson

black man with a white inside (oreo) very fast and is "dating" an escaped gorilla from the zoo. (could be chewbacas "it")

i wish i wasnt such a john patterson.

by DD's December 11, 2009