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porky eggs

A greasy breakfast containing eggs and a pork product, e.g., bacon, usually consumed the morning after a night of excessive drinking for the purposes of alleviating a hangover.
Person A: Damn dog, what you eating?

Person B: Porky eggs.

Person A: What the hell are porky eggs dog?

Person B: Look it up in the Urban Dictionary you stupid retard.

Person A attempts to look up the term on his iPhone

Person A: It's not defined here dog.

Person B: Aw, shit. I submitted a definition a couple of days ago. Those idiot editors at the Urban Dictionary must have rejected it.

Person A: That sucks dog!

Person B: I know, dog! Now you aren't going to know what porky eggs means, cause I ain't telling you!

Person A and B share a laugh.
by Big poppa 62353456 December 3, 2013
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PorkyFlipper

When a sped friend of refuses to guard his man in 2k, constantly screams he's open, and bricks every shot..
Guard your man! PorkyFlipper!

Frank, your playing like shit you PorkyFlipper!
by Fortnitegod May 16, 2018
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porkaloading

Actively seeking the company of fat chicks, usually with the goal of an intimate , albeit short lived sexual encounter .
I went porkaloading last night , hooked up with a fat chick and ended up on her fire escape naked at 3 am when her husband got home, it was a scene.
by Davedale July 14, 2019
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No Porking Way

When you are feeling "Wowed" about something that astonished you!!!!!!!!
(In extreme situations the "G" will disappear then will become "NO PORKIN WAY"..also can be explained with three pig emojis 🐷🐷🐷)
Kyle : "do you eat cardboard"
Dad: "No porking way"
Kyle: "yes porking way"
by Noporkingway.com November 8, 2019
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porke

from the italian word porke - pork / pig

1. a derogatory term for a man pig
2. a sexually frustrated man
3. a man who eat girls alive
4. an intensense flirty male
6. a male chauvinist
7. operates with distinctive taqtiques/moves
8. the worst porke is the ones that seem to be in a perpetual state of self-denial about their sleaziness
9. the opposite of a smooth oporator

1-2-3 say P O R K E
urban girl 1: "what is that guy doing to that girl?"
urban girl 2: "it looks like he´s trying to sell a fucking car."
urban girl 3: "you know.."
urban girl 1&2: "..PORKE!"
by gran perè November 3, 2010
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porktastic

Porktastic is basically someone who is a little on the porky side (or just plain old fat).
'That bird you snogged last night was porktastic!'
by Tandy February 10, 2006
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porkums

hey charlie, is that your mom with all them porkums?
by handle bar hook shot April 11, 2007
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