Patty Wack

A person of Latino heritage or someone with the same skin color.

I am going to have that patty wack cut my grass.

by Matthew T. Kane June 20, 2006

Patty

A mother who leaves her kids alone to go out and drink cheap drinks at a club and pretend people like her. She is a gold digger, and usually is sporting muffin tops in her 2nd hand jeans.

"Oh, I saw a patty at the club last night, where are her kids? Its a school night. And check out those stretch mark laden muffin tops!" She is such a patty.

by SnuffySnuff April 28, 2010

two way petting zoo

you pet the animals, they pet you back!

ex: lets have a two way petting zoo... duh

by snorlax7 March 20, 2009

patty mayonnaise

A very flabulous release of gases out of the vagina. Characterized by the trademark wet sound of flapping lips and sour mayonnaise-like smell.

When Doug Funnie finally gets to go down on Patty Mayonnaise.

by Agent Kaniff July 23, 2007

Tom Pettying a blade

When you can't back down from shoving a sword up your booty hole.

"I just got out of the hospital, I was Tom Pettying a blade"

by Owl luvr 69 August 25, 2017

Patty-Polar

Behavior far beyond being bi-polar. An unreasonable state of mind that causes a person to obsess over people in internet chat rooms. Having very rare and limited times of lucidity and sanity (usually while only going to the bathroom) and primarily erupting into rants, raves and ridiculous comments. Those who suffer from this rare disorder, are typically called "lowlife losers" or "escaped mental patients". Symptoms include pathological lying, stalking, obsessions with people, extreme foul language and lack of personal hygiene.

Donovan talks like a possessed demon because she is Patty-polar.

by KatieKat82 December 8, 2007

Petey Piranha

A giant, humanoid Piranha Plant that usually wears a pair of polka dotted underwear. Debuted in Super Mario Sunshine

Petey Piranha will pwn you, your princess, and your buddy's princess

by C-T-U June 28, 2008