The Player's Jerk

When a group of guys whack off at the same time to some kind of porno.

shit, jamaal you missed the players jerk last night. It was off da hook!

by Phat Pat October 13, 2003

jerk off sock

A sock that placed on the penis to assist in masturbation.

Dave: dude, what's with that sock?
Jake: don't touch it! That's the jerk off sock.

by TheSpaceBaller November 24, 2015

Bin Laden Jerk

When a Muslim is sitting in a corner and a bunch of Americans cum all over him.

40 thousand people Bin Laden Jerked on 1 guy.

by WoopZerz February 14, 2019

Jerk-off Diet

Also referred to as "Jerk-off fasting", A technique used by men where you do not jerk-off for 3 or more days straight to obtain the most pleasure possible for when you finally do jerk-off after your fasting.

Brian: "Dude, i don't get pleasure from jerking off anymore."

Gary: "Do the Jerk-off Diet!"

Brian: "Good idea!"

by Black Foot July 9, 2010

Pig Headed Jerk

a stubborn, unreasonable person
unwilling to listen to the other side

I've given up trying to explain it to him. He's a pig headed jerk.

by Sparky99 November 15, 2007

Jerking off stalefish

our definition is whackin off with no visual aids, just what u think of

i was battin off stalefish cos mum stole my pornos

by nathan May 13, 2005

jerk my meat

male self masturbation

I'll meet you on battlenet in a sec, I just have to jerk my meat first.

by somerandomswedishguy February 24, 2011