love muffin

a significant other

Bob is Sue's love muffin!

by Gwen Stefani Grrl October 6, 2003

Stud Muffin

Guy that gets the ladies easy, is always fishin' and....likes a muffin every now and then.

''Man, what a stud muffin that guy is''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

Callie Muffin

A really hot stud, in tight pants and a little tube top. Toned neck. Short body.

Dude, she's a Callie Muffin.

by Annie Carney February 18, 2008

Twilight-Muffin

Twilight muffins are these really nasty muffins the muffinman bakes. They were originally designed to poison kings or queens whenever the plebians became upset. Now they are just used to make people think stalking is a form of admiration.

"Tom became such a Twilight-Muffin when she started stalking that new girl in class"

by Hameln January 19, 2009

cunt muffin

Someone who’s rude all time, bitchy attitude, and usually is an elise, blames other people for being narcissist

damm elise acts like a cunt muffin sometimes

by skinnyyyypenisss March 16, 2019

thunder muffin

An extremely attractive girl. Title for girlfriend.

I can't wait 'till you come to town my sweet thunder muffin.

by Diea the Doodler January 23, 2011

anti muffin club

an exclusive group of people who don't conform to what everyone else is doing, and aren't clones (since most muffins turn out the same). Originated from the book, A Ring of Endless Light, by Madeleine L'Engle.

Maria considered herself part of the anti muffin club, since she went against the grain of other people around her.

by Kp November 13, 2004