mikey

a passive, chill, but lazy boy. he's kind of like a sloth, but he's funny sometimes.

"Yo, I think Mikey is gonna come through."

"The sloth? Eh, alright."

by swagmeisterjones October 18, 2012

Mile high club

The mile club is often mistaken as when a couple have sex at least a mile above the surface of the earth, but infact you may also jion this wonderfull club as part of the "S.A.D" or the Solo Aviator Division. Thus jioning when masturbating.

"Dang this flight is boring as shit"
"mmmmm that attendant is fine"
"i think i may just go to the toilet and join the mile high club"

by Mr Slave December 29, 2005

Douche Bag Mikey

1. An overprotective man who thinks the world is out to hack into his server running off of a dialup connection and a 200MHz processor.

2. Can't tell where the man ends and his boss begins!

This guy is so anal, we might as well call him Douche Bag Mikey.

by Uh... June 26, 2003

8 mile

1. used as slang to describe a "wigger," or white male who attempts to act as though he is black

2. someone who attempts to act like Eminem

"Give it up, 8 Mile, you can't rap."

by Karmaghost September 28, 2004

brown mile

When you take a shit (especially a messy ass shit) then realize you're out of toilet paper and have to make that walk to to get something to wipe your dirty ass with, that short walk that feels like a mile

I was outta tp and to do the brown mile to the kitch to get some napkins to save my ass

by mondomoon28 January 30, 2012

mile-high club membership

See mile high club membership

You join me in the bathroom and we'll get our mile-high club memberships.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Mikey

A Mikey is someone who has a tiny penis (2inch)

I mikey'd that girl and she was not pleased

by Bhasus March 25, 2016