vanilla mexican

A white person that has grown up with Mexican culture

Im not Mexican, but I'm a vanilla Mexican

by Ayyyyeeeeeee August 26, 2017

mexican caravan

A mexican caravan is defined as no less than 5 landscapers (mexican or non) having a sweaty orgy after a long days work, each of them taking turns swallowing a load of ejaculate

"Aye homes, want to make this a mexican caravan after work today?"

by Beanerbrowntown6969 August 31, 2017

Mexican Screamers

Liquidised shit of the sort that burns on the way out and pebbledashes the toilet bowl. Mexican Screamers are caused by consuming quantities of very spicy food, generally of the Mexican variety, hence the name. The "screamers" part comes from the fact that the extreme burning sensation just before, during, and after passing motions, causes one to scream in pain.

ME: Those pulled pork quesadillas were lovely, but those enchiladas gave me the most horrible bout of the Mexican Screamers!
friend: What are "Mexican Screamers?"
ME: Flaming hot diarrhea caused by eating very spicy food!

by boeing737229 July 17, 2018

overrated mexican

A mexican that is overrated.

Person 1: Oi mate, look at that mexican!

Person 2: Nah fam, he is overrated.

Person 1: So is he an overrated mexican?

Person 2: I guess?

Person 1: That's lit.

Person 2: Steve get a job, please.

by ExrosZ August 13, 2018

Mexican waterslide

Buttsex

I rode the Mexican waterslide this weekend

by Feecha September 12, 2018

Mexican Dishwasher

When a girl is eating your asshole, giving you the reach around jerk off, and you give her the diarrhea spray

I took Maria home last night and I gave her the Mexican Dishwasher. Now we need to call a plumber and house keeper.

by Lord wagner May 15, 2018

mexican popcorn

A common saying in middle america where you use a piece of corn to wipe your ass after diarrhea then dry age it for 30 days and when it’s hard and flaky, you donate it to the poor as soul food flavored popcorn kernels

“My family and I donated 300 barrels of mexican popcorn to our local food shelter”

friend-“wow that’s great! You should put that on your college application for service hours!”

*hobo walks out of a bakery with brown teeth and a plastic bowl of popcorn*

by footlongdick April 24, 2022