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matt payne

Super loud and annoying, usually very disruptive and physically/ emotionally hurtful. Super faggy, and isn't a great friend at times, and likes old timey music
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Matt the creator of Bob

Definition of Matt the creator of Bob;
Canadian, grouchy at times, hard to predict yet an easy book to read. Matt created Bob the purple goat 1 through 45, I believe and still has a good creative mind when he wants to.
Though he is clever, someone you wish to talk to many times a week just to hear what he thinks, the Matt often tends to be extremely stubborn and/or grumpy. The nice side of Matt, rarely seen by any, consist of boastful flattery, kind like comforting and a few other things that I have not yet found out about.
The bad side, often seen by all, can be rude, hurtful and brutually honest to a bone cutting pain. He often puts this up for people who are 'dumb' in his opinion and Matt finds it hard to like anyone.

Warning:
Though you sometimes wish to tell this Matt, creator of Bob, I warn you not to. It will either blow up in your face, cause Matt to ignore you in loathing, self loathing or awkward silences.

But don't be fooled. Matt still needs his affection. He still needs to be hugged. He still needs to know when people love him.
"Hi, Matt the creator of Bob!"
"Go away."
"=D I <3 you, Matt!"
". . .I <3 you too. Now go away."
by Secreto Ness July 16, 2008
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Matt Mahan

awesome,hot,loyal friend,great kisser,a sex god!!!!!!!! if u meet a matt he will rock your world he will become your best friend who you can trust with anything and can make you laugh wen u really need to but he is very fun and sometimes will space out and have no idea wat hes saying but no matter wat if u meet a matt and become his girlfriend u will be very lucky bc u will fall in love with him and so will he with you and u will be togerther forever
jennies sooo lucky shes dating matt mahan and they have ben dating for soo long
by jenniesdayout May 6, 2010
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Matt Hancock

A guy who enforces Covid restrictions in the UK and blatantly disobeys his own rules by french kissing in his office and has a firm grip of his wifes ass. Also he is the UKs health secretary
Oh that guy who had sex in his office.. what was his name Oh Matt Hancock
by rgb is cool June 26, 2021
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Matt Dress

The black dress as worn in V for Vendetta.
The Matt Dress is a black dress as worn in V for Vendetta, black symbolic color of Matt.
by tank top Matt April 30, 2009
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matt fink

one who does nothing but play with tractors, absolutely loves chevys
stop playin wit that tractor dont be such a matt fink
by james fink January 3, 2010
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matt murphy

Matt Murphy's typically dont have many friends. They usually have younger brothers who are much cooler and are more slick with the ladies then Matt is. Most people feel bad for Matt
by zzzzzxxxxx December 6, 2016
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