custard and jelly

Cockney rhyming slang for telly

I got chordy (stolen)32 inch custard and jelly do wanna buy it.

by Constant John February 14, 2009

jelly-donut

When a guy jizzes on a woman's face and punches her in the nose. Then she smears the blood and cum with her hand...yummy

Last night I gave Sue a jelly donut.

by Fred May 13, 2004

jelly belly

A fat person.

She is a right jelly belly.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Jelly Roll

African American slang for female genitalia

I fucking destroyed her jelly roll last night.

by Sphincter Boy 76 October 23, 2011

jello

another term used to describe the quality of a butt.

1) Tim has a nice, round jello!

2) Dang she has a nice jello; it's so jiggly and wiggly.

by jaja! December 17, 2009

Jelking

Fully embracing the mota and incresing penis length through streching all while shredding the gnarwall.

Did you see that 360 reverse gargoyle while jelking that he pulled off?? Impeccable form.

by NigelPhish December 29, 2009

Jelnock

The very idea of Jelnock himself goes beyond definition. All that is currently known about the sexy beast is that he is the child of Chuck Norris and Superman and that he made a man's head explode just by looking at him.

Crowd of women: It's Jelnock!
Jelnock: Alright ladies, you know the rules, six at a time now.

by dbaaievkdr April 5, 2009